According to my inbox I am:
a fat, out of work male, who smokes,eats pizza and cheesecake, wants to work for craigslist, the gov't, or in the criminal justice field. Who watches tv way too much, needs and new car, a new laptop, and is in desperate need of conversion. My foreclosed house needs an alarm and insurance. Oh, and my pet has fleas. At least my penis size is okay since viagra. At least one email isn't in the box today!